There is a great level of mystery behind some of the creations mankind has been able to construct throughout their existence, many of which have no good explanation of exactly how it came about. Unfortunately for many of these occurrences such as who built the great pyramids, there may never be a satisfactory explanation. Thankfully one such conception conundrum has been solved thanks to the top notch research and field documentation by the Loaded Boards Scientific Department who recently released their findings in an in-depth look at the birthing of an Icarus skateboard.
By carefully noting the fine attention to detail taken during each and every step of the birthing process, the personalized attention each creature receives is clearly demonstrated. It also becomes clearly evident that this is no ordinary board but rather a freak of shred-nature that has adapted and evolved through skate deck Darwinism. There is no doubt to the rarity of this footage which clearly highlights the only known habitat that is hospitable to the successful breeding of this specific species. Until this eye opening presentation, no such evidence has surfaced as to this boards origins. Now thanks to these discoveries, whenever you look down while whippin’ your Icarus around town you will know exactly how the excrement gravy holds the biscuits into the bamboo core before it is all then sandwiched between a top and bottom layer of goldfish hair. Even after the birth process is completed, this skateboard truly exhibits its evolutionary excellence by flawlessly adapting to any environment it is then exposed to making it one the most advanced skateboards to ever be put into production.